Burundanga Coffee Cup

Wipe Codex Alimentarius off the planet and live

  What a charming and enlightening  woman!  40 minutes that will save your life.  Have a look.  December 31, 2009 vitamins and nutritious food CAN DISAPPEAR if you do nothing and sit on your ass.

My new sandwich

...my blog, I'll blog on anything.  Ok, discovered a new upgrade for an old classic that tastes so awesome I had to blog it.  They ran out of crunchy peanut butter at the store so I was forced to buy a huge jar of the creamy style.  Passing by the snack section I noticed a rather big bag of peanuts and not just any peanuts but specifically Emerald brand BarBeQue Oven Roasted Peanuts.  I tried the combo and something about those Emerald nuts.  Yeah, I know they're not crushed or anything but they make a killer sandwich just the way they are.  Although I'm a vegetarian I suppose you meat lovers could go Elvis style and add bacon to it.  I've heard that peanut butter and bacon was the King's favorite. 

Beef

Vegetarian yes but the beef goes in my pocket along with my change. 
"Change, the only constant."
Companion for a bribe. 
Cold.  Freezing.  He, perhaps she, has suffered tonight.
There I see, behind the vertical spaces, and already circling in anticipation.
Hands fumble but push the beef in.
MASSIVE teeth and a huge head made for tearing flesh from bone delicately take the offering.
Making my bi-monthly Karmic investment. 
One day this monster may get loose. 
He, or she, I surmise will then eat a small child in celebration of their newfound freedom or possibly put the bite on a baby's ass.
Not my ass.  Bribery changes a monster's cold heart. 
Satisfied, and with a little NLP "doggie dog" anchor in place for good measure, I, the wise vegetarian, walk on past the pacified chops-licking meateater wondering if it's OK to smell the wrapper.